Where’d He Go?
Friends, families, and visitors.
For the past couple weeks I have experienced many stories in my new field. However, I did not want to rush telling any of the stories because I believe they deserve to be fully articulated…not thrown together. I will begin next week with detailed stories on my adventure, but for now, here is my roommate’s adventure. His blog is
http://tomgiar.wordpress.com/ if you would like to read more from him.
Here is Your Life, Part Two
By Tom Giardino
Here is your life, young teacher:
It is 8:26AM, on August 24th. There are 7 children in your classroom. None of them are your actual students.
It is 8:29AM, and there are 34 children in your classroom. 29 of them are your actual students.
It is 8:33AM, and there are 28 children in your classroom. All of them are your actual students, but you are still missing one, who chased a boy down the hallway. When she returns, you’ll tell her that she’s tardy. She will care none. How much care will she have? None care.
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Here is your life:
It is 11:23am. Your 2nd block class consists of 24 girls and 4 boys. A cockroach the size of Danny Devito just scurried across your classroom floor.
Good luck regaining control, sucker.
***
Here is your life: An assistant principal has asked you whether or not you’d be interested in being the faculty advisor for drama club. Your athletic director just dropped in to inform you that unfortunately, as it turns out your coaching job will not include a stipend. The Greenville Arts Commission has emailed you, asking if your theater class is interested in putting on a play for the local elementary school children.
You look up “overwhelmed” in the dictionary and find a photograph of yourself, disheveled but smiling. You put the drama/theater stuff on the back burner for now.
Coaching for free seems only fair, considering how outrageously overpaid you were for coaching soccer back in Seattle. It dawns on you: that particular avenue of employment will eventually turn into a zero-sum game.
***
Here is your life:
It is now 2:12pm. There are about 18 students in your classroom. Some of them are probably your students, but you have no way of knowing because you are too busy herding children away from the massive fight that broke out down the hall. Police officers are hurling teenagers into offices. Administrators are slamming doors. Must be Tuesday again.
After gathering up as many of your students as you can, and attempting to start class in spite of the ruckus on the other side of your door, your principal pokes his head inside your classroom. Because of the overflow of students being detained and parents being called, your classroom has been requisitioned. This is war, martial law is in effect.
You don’t complain. These things happen. You woefully escort your entire class down the hall, up the stairs and into another teacher’s empty classroom.
This is really not that big of a deal, you realize, as your Theater I students perform their own carefully crafted mini-skits.
Grateful that none of your children were involved in the actual fighting, you breathe a sigh of relief when the bell finally rings.
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Newspaper story about the fight:

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Lockdown — Click to enlarge. I really recommend you read this newspaper article. “A centralized location” = Mr G’s classroom
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Here is your life:
It is 4:18pm. The school day has ended. Three items are sitting on your desk.
One is a small scented candle from Wal-Mart. The next is a tupperware container full of candy. The third is a spicy pickle in a plastic package.
In your exhaustion, you are utterly befuddled by these objects. A beat passes, and you remember that they are presents that other teachers gave you throughout the day.
Because today is your twenty-second birthday.
You remember your 17th birthday because you kissed a pretty girl that night, and your friends threw you a surprise party. You remember your 21st birthday because you were in San Francisco, en route to Big Sur on the road trip of a lifetime.
Will you remember this birthday? Maybe. Maybe not.
***
It is 10:18pm. You fall asleep with a stomach full of cheescake and a heart full of regret, missing your old life and cursing your new life.
But you wake up realizing that you wouldn’t trade this new life for anything in the world. Not even a spicy pickle in a plastic package.
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My roommate works with a student after school

The view out my bedroom window.
